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	<description>EficPail.com is a comedic website based on commentary and personal observations by the operators of this blog. All views are based on the sole opinion and observations of the posts’ authors, and are in no way to be used as a source of reliable information to be used in any way other than making you laugh, or by the very least, sit in your stupid chair and contemplate whether you can do better at this.</description>
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		<title>Who is Efic Pail?</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/07/05/who-is-efic-pail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People are wondering who I am. I assure you that I am not who you think I am. Although I know a lot of people, what the majority think is not true. I will say this: Stop wondering who I am. Just accept the things I say as my own personal opinion, and nothing more. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caliguy is Still a Pailure</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/27/caliguy-is-still-a-pailure/</link>
		<comments>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/27/caliguy-is-still-a-pailure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[June 27, 2008
Dear Jesse,
What in Buddha&#8217;s name are you doing still harassing people? Do you really like this attention that you&#8217;re getting? Why do you feel the need for another post to validate your existence as a douchebag on the internet? You continue to talk your smack to people who you think have influence over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>eastcoastvegas is a Tool</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/26/eastcoastvegas-is-a-tool/</link>
		<comments>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/26/eastcoastvegas-is-a-tool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup. eastcoastvegas is a tool and an efic pailure, and is apparently no longer broadcasting on JTV.
More to come; stay tuned!
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		<title>The Day Is Upon Us - National Block Caliguy Day</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/20/the-day-is-upon-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[

So the day is here. Forgot about the whole Caliguy thing? It&#8217;s very easy to, considering that he hasn&#8217;t been a douche as of late. Which is great. Not that we had anything to do with Jesse not being a douche, but I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s more careful with how he presents himself in the eyes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Jesse a.k.a. Caliguy</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/17/dear-jesse-aka-caliguy/</link>
		<comments>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/17/dear-jesse-aka-caliguy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know there are plenty of questions you may have. So here are the answers.
Q. Oh, mighty Efic Pail, you must have a lot of time on your hands to dedicate a website to me.
A. False. As you may know, I&#8217;ve had this domain name for several days before I even decided to put you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caliguy Stops Twittering?</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/16/caliguy-stops-twittering/</link>
		<comments>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/16/caliguy-stops-twittering/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right everyone. Caliguy has not twittered in over two days. Here is his last tweet:
@dbomb252 any1 who rly knws isnt gonna watch him tho ppl told me that hes put his 2 cents in on my site lol i dont care
10:38 PM June 13, 2008 from web in reply to @Dbomb252
Does EficPail have an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caliguy Gallery</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/12/caliguy-gallery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Caliguy Continues to be a Douche</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/12/caliguy-continues-to-be-a-douche/</link>
		<comments>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/12/caliguy-continues-to-be-a-douche/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[image credit: trixie higgins (twitter)
From one of our followers on Twitter:
Candyinmypocket 06/12/08 01:30A:
@caliguy that was an inconsiderate prick comment of you to say. i advise you not to speak to me, unless it is something nice.
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse&#8230; When will you learn? You know that you can&#8217;t say the same things that other people say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caliguy = eTerrorist</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/10/caliguy-eterrorist/</link>
		<comments>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/10/caliguy-eterrorist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Caliguy (Jesse McCartney) has pissed off enough people to get his own dedication website. So for you, Jesse, enjoy. There will be many nice things said about you on this website.
Oh, and in case you&#8217;re wondering. The &#8220;dedication&#8221; portion was sarcasm. This site is to show you how fucked up you are. How people feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caliguy and Calimom</title>
		<link>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/10/caliguy-and-calimom/</link>
		<comments>http://eficpail.com/2008/06/10/caliguy-and-calimom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eficpail</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Caliguy123 and Calimomma
I bet this was an awkward night for other JTVers. I wonder what was going through Caliguy&#8217;s head this evening.
Oh, let&#8217;s go to the JTV anniversary party. But let&#8217;s take my mom, too! I&#8217;m sure the ladies love a guy that&#8217;s close with his mommy!
Cute. But the only problem is, we&#8217;re having trouble [...]]]></description>
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