About

EficPail.com is a comedic website based on commentary and personal observations by the operators of this blog. All views are based on the sole opinion and observations of the posts’ authors, and are in no way to be used as a source of reliable information to be used in any way other than making you laugh, or by the very least, sit in your stupid chair and contemplate whether you can do better at this.

The term “Efic Pail” is a ‘failed’ derivation of the term “Epic Fail“, which can be described as being the highest form of failure known to man. An epic failure can also be defined as when an attempt to provide a product of entertainment value (blog post, forum post, video, character, etc.) fails horribly, thus resulting in anger and/or unintentional comedy.

The intent of EficPail.com is not to attack any individual or to provoke harm or threats to any individual. Any information herein is to be read and received at an entertaining value. If there is any take-away information to be remembered from this page, it is this paragraph in its entirety.

Abuse

As entries are posted via the sole discretion and observations of the author’s opinion; any and/or all content may or may not be removed upon the request of any individual. Occasionally, factual information may be posted (private messages, email transcripts, chat logs, etc.), and a request to hide sensitive information (username, email address, actual name) may be made to protect the targeted individual from the evil interweb community. If you feel that a specific post was written for the sole reason to provide harm against any individual, you may email abuse@eficpail.com to report the specific post, and a review process will begin. Please provide the link to the post and a reason as to why the post provokes intent of harm.

Don’t Be Stupid

Any posts advising against the association with any individual is a mere suggestion, and is not to be followed using the “because we said so” methodology. We at EficPail.com believe that everyone on the internet (yes, EVERYONE) has the mind and awareness to make their own decision about an individual, regardless of our commentary on any situation. We cannot ‘make’ you think a certain way, regardless of how hard we try; if that were the case, a humorous website is definitely the wrong industry to be in.

Contributions

If you would like to contribute an individual story to EficPail.com, please do so by emailing submit@eficpail.com. You will be credited for doing so, so please indicate the name you would like for us to display. If you’re too stupid to remember, we will post your full email address.

Becoming an Author

If you feel that you are edumucated and witty enough to be an author of your own posts on EficPail.com, please indicate so in your email message, and a 39-question interview process will commence. Please be aware that basic knowledge of HTML is required for this coveted Author position. Possessing WordPress experience is a major plus.

Conclusion

This concludes the “About” section of EficPail.com. If you feel that we have failed at providing sufficient information about our site, we encourage you to eat two bananas (typing that word is fun, try it!), laying on your left side while drinking diet soda, and reading the following sentence out loud:

Eye am sofa king Wii Todd Ed.

Yes, we know that’s old, but we care. Really.

Have a day,

The EficPail.com Staff (because that sounds official)